Showing posts with label politics. Show all posts
Showing posts with label politics. Show all posts

Thursday, March 13, 2008

Did Elliot's whore SPITZER or swallow?


I consider myself a liberal but I really hate politics. Aside from the only fresh air like Barack, most politicians are totally full of shit. No matter what affiliation Democrat, Republican, Liberal, Conservative, Libertarian or whatever I'm tired of the same tired lies and promises they all give.

They sound all the same and try act like they are all upstanding citizens. They never sound honest because they have either speech writers or advisers telling them what to say or not say. Of course we all know that Bush defines corruption. So do the Clintons (i.e. WhiteWater, Monicagate and Hillary's tax returns...or lack of them).

Elliot Spizter did actually do a lot of things when he was AG versus saying he would. Of course in the process he managed to piss off a ton of people. This lead him going into his brief Governorship with an already chilly reception in Albany.

Most notably he really wanted to let illegal immigrants HAVE DRIVERS LICENSES. This was so unpopular that most NYDMV clerks would have refused to give them if he made it law.

Going back to his time as Attorney General he busted a ring of prostitutes and led the charge to have NY state to have the toughest anti-prostitution legislation in the country.

Of course given the current events, its another politcian becoming a hypocrite! Usually the reTHUGlicans lead this department, but he should have learned from Mark Foley or Bob Allen on the why whatever a politico says is totally ironic.

For those who are living in a cave, the governor of New York State was caught in a prostitution ring.

He was allegedly said to use embezzled tax money to pay $45,000 to have tryst with "call girls" from the Emperors club. FIRST MISTAKE.

He even paid $5k to boink "Kristen".



I'm not sure about you, but I wouldn't pay $5 to take her to lunch and my standards aren't that high to begin with!

He also used his cell phone and personal office phone to call said whores. SECOND MISTAKE.

If I were wanting to get a call girl, I would not ever use my real name and I would stay anon.
Especially if were a powerful person like he was.

I guess guys like him think the power also extends his penis. It doesn't go that way. Unfortunately it continues to repeat the same old song. Politico gets power, goes to his head, he gets busted and the cycle continues.

Now because all of this, prostitution will still be illegal in the USA. It should be legal considering all of the hoops guys go through to get laid for free.

Thank god I'm not seeking a career in politics. I have enough skeletons in my closet to fill a funeral home.

Here is my youtube video on this.



And Lewis Black does a BRILLIANT take on this on The Daily Show