YOU are not important. It does not matter HOW popular you are online.

Dominos Pizza’s new online ordering system is so creepy.

Thank you Dominos Pizza.

Not only I can order my pizza online now, but I can find out who actually baked it

When it goes in the oven!


Also I can find out the name of the creep who will deliver to me. (So I can yell at them by name not finding my apartment complex AGAIN)


Dominos Pizza, you have filled an important void in my life.

Now they should work on pizza injections in your skull. Once that is out in the open i’m all golden.